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{{Infobox song
{{Infobox song
| Name    = Family Functions
| Name    = Fuck My Nuts
| Cover    = Debut-DGC-cover.jpg
| Cover    = Debut-DGC-cover.jpg
| Type    = album
| Type    = album
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| Album type      = studio
| Album type      = studio
| Previous track  = "[[Zodiac]]"<br>(11)
| Previous track  = "[[Zodiac]]"<br>(11)
| This track      = "Family Functions"<br>(12)
| This track      = "Family Full Of Fags AKA Triple Fag"<br>(12)
| Next track      = "[[She Looks At Me (reprise)]]"<br>(13)
| Next track      = "[[She Looks At Me, I am gay(reprise)]]"<br>(13)
}}
}}
"'''Family Functions'''" is the twelfth track on [[that dog.]]'s [[that dog. (album)|debut album]].
"'''Family Functions'''" is the twelfth track on [[that dog.]]'s [[that dog. (album)|debut album]].


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
<lyrics>Now that you are my most special one,
<lyrics> You know what you want when you suck my dick
And you know we've already gone to the prom,
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
Won't you come with me to family functions?
You know what you want when you suck my dick
Won't you be the one that I've got on my arm?
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
 
You know what you want when you suck my dick
It's not every boy who brings me broken arrows.
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
It's not every boy who brings me bottled rain.  
You know what you want when you suck my dick
Won't you come with me to family functions?
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
You will see then that I'm not really to blame.
You know what you want when you suck my dick
 
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store,
You know what you want when you suck my dick
Uncle Max was in the Mob.  
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
Cousin Lester married a shiksa,
You know what you want when you suck my dick
Crazy Aunt Ingas can't find a job.  
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
 
You know what you want when you suck my dick
Ingas, oh pingas, you're my favorite.
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune.  
You know what you want when you suck my dick
Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress. Uncle Tony, she's a bride in June.
find the feel of a prick. And you just want a naughty naughty lick
 
"He's a nice Jewish boy," they will say,
But the truth is that I knew it all along.  
Won't you come with me to family functions?
You had better, 'cause I wrote you this damn song.
</lyrics>
</lyrics>