El Presidente: Difference between revisions

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''Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos'' (''de America!'')
''Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos'' (''de America!'')
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|-|"President of the United Flakes of America"=
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<poem>People wanna Jazzercise
<poem>People wanna Jazzercise
With their uninteresting lives
With their uninteresting lives
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Dancing on the Porta-Johns
Dancing on the Porta-Johns
Dancing in the Redding swamp
Swimming in the Redding swamp
With my flowing long blond hair
With my flowing long blond hair
Someday I may go too far
Someday I may go too far
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There's so much pressure to be weird
There's so much pressure to be weird


I'm the president of the United Flakes (of Australia)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
I pledge allegiance, to the flag
Of the United Flakes of America
And to the republic, for which it stands
One nation under god, indivisible
With liberty and justice for all
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of Uzbekistan)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of America)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of America)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
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Hope her face is healing up
Just a couple surface cuts
Dropped a cooler on her head
Hopefully she isn't dead
That was stupid as it gets
Worth a hearty "what the heck"
Throwing garbage on the fans
Hopefully they'll understand
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==Known recordings==
==Known recordings==
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