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===''Death to False Metal''=== | ===''Death to False Metal''=== | ||
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Death to False metal is Weezer's Dark Side of the MOONBRIGHT. In their darkest days this release singlehandedly put Weezer back in the spotlight. And OH BOY did they use it poorly. | |||
===''Everything Will Be Alright in the End''=== | ===''Everything Will Be Alright in the End''=== | ||
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This album is only notable due to it's minor connection with the famous rock band [[OZMA]] | |||
===''Weezer (The White Album)''=== | ===''Weezer (The White Album)''=== | ||
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Ok dude this really happened I'm telling you. So this guy named [[Jake Sinclair]] had sex with [[Rivers Cuomo]] and they both hid it from their lovers and produced this album in secret. 2 years later they dropped it like a newborn child on to wet cement and it was box office failure. Famous musition WIll toUmbus sayed "I hated Weezer's 2016 the white album more than my own album that released this year... AND I HATE MYSELF SO THATS SAYING ALOT." Pitchfork gave the white album 2 gold stars and a carrot, historians do not know what to make of this yet but they hope to get back to use by the end of the year. | |||
===''Pacific Daydream''=== | ===''Pacific Daydream''=== | ||
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This album fucks, sucks, and cums all over the predisposed Weezer lore. For starters you know how we said earlier about something called Homie? Well that didn't happen, this album started it's development then and took so long to complete because every time Rivers would work on it he would fall asleep, thus "Daydream." Allmusic review Bartlebee Cranston said Pacisfic Daydream was "the single greatest human work I have ever listened to." Pitchfork instead gave this album a 9.9 claiming that [[Sweet Mary]] didn't have enough orchestration. | |||
===''Weezer (The Teal Album)''=== | ===''Weezer (The Teal Album)''=== | ||
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Weezer covered Africa and then had sex with your mom and then produced this album after smoking a bowl. They thought quote "damn dude your mom's pussy is so old it's making me nostalgic for the 80s." Finn Wolfhart portrayed a [[Young Rivers]] [[Cuomo]] in a music video for [[Take on me]], in an interview he said, "I was confused on what my motivation was for the video and asked to speak to Rivers, they initially told me I couldn't and that he was, 'very busy'. I ended up going to his trailer and he surprisingly let me in. He told me my motivation was to be homophobic and at first I was very confused, but slowly I understood. You see, Rivers explained to me that he was actually gay and covered it up as a child by being extremely homophobic. After we were done talking I we shook hands and parted, but as I left the trailer I heard him sniffing and moaning very loudly... maybe I should've listened to my manager." In the end, Wolfhart used a slur against gay people multiple times in the video in a move that VICE called "painfully accurate." | |||
===''Weezer (The Black Album)''=== | ===''Weezer (The Black Album)''=== | ||
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Weezer's the black album was described by Kotaku as "A shocking return to form... in the form of a love letter to Jesus Christ." Hit single "[[Peice of cake]]" describes a scenario in which Jesus turns a piece of bread into a piece of cake. Cuomo stated in a Trasher Magazine interview that, "everyone talks about Jesus turning water to wine, I was really trying to put a modern twist on it." Cuomo also stated the Nine Inch Nails and the Carpenters as major inspirations for the themes of the album. | |||
===''Van Weezer'' and ''OK Human''=== | ===''Van Weezer'' and ''OK Human''=== | ||
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Van Weezer was first teased in 2003 when Rivers Cuomo posted to the Rivers Critizim Board talking about how one of the Woman involved in writing River's El Pervio was actually a Van Halen group, instilling in him a great hate for the band. The Washington post said that "...If Van Weezer ever releases it could be quite possibly the closest thing to Pinkerton since Fred Durst, and I mean it!" In the mean time OK Human released in the form on an NFT. The NFT was bought by one Jeff Bezos for 12 ETH, he then went on to say, "burned 12 forests worth of ETH to buy this shit album, please someone buy this album from me I don't want it anymore." When asked about the actually quality of the album Bezos said, "I haven't listened to it yet but my CFO did while he was borrowing my phone to play angry birds, I think he liked it." Van Weezer was released later that year with lukewarm reviews. | |||
==Members== | ==Members== | ||