Crap of a Lifetime

"Crap of a Lifetime"
"Crap of a Lifetime"
Album track by Southern Fried Swing
from the album Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound
Released	2003
Length	1:44
Label	Amorphous Records
Songwriter(s)	Patrick Wilson and Karl Koch
Status	Officially released
Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound track listing
	24 tracks "You're the Best!"; "Cutting Tyles"; "The Statue"; "Wax My 'Stache"; "Naked Breasts"; "We Come in Peace"; "Tractor Heaven"; "Farm Love"; "Sir Galahad"; "Book Report"; "When Is Your Land?"; "The Lesson"; "Crap of a Lifetime"; "Gang of Tanqueray"; "Poisoned Corn"; "Texas Horse Clinic"; "Reanoint"; "Kraft Work"; "Services"; "Wouldja"; "Sheep's Bladder (The Calling)"; "Bat Loaf Ham"; "9021place"; "Whip Bang";

"Crap of a Lifetime" is the thirteenth track from the album Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound by Southern Fried Swing. "Crap of a Lifetime" is notable for being one of the only songs released on Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound (apart from maybe "Naked Breasts") to feature a basic verse and chorus structure.

Lyrics

I was driving down the road in my F-150
Everything was kind of nifty
All the sudden there's a rumble-in'
It was coming from deep within, but

You can't run and you can't hide
When you got a funny feeling down deep inside
That's when I knew
I took the crap of a lifetime

The men from the county came on down
They checked it and measured it and noted the brown
Within a few hours of deliberation
They proclaimed it the biggest in the nation

You can't run and you can't hide
When you got a funny feeling down deep inside
That's when I knew
I took the crap of a lifetime

You can't run and you can't hide
When you got a funny feeling down deep inside
That's when I knew
I took the crap of a lifetime

Crap of a lifetime (crap of a lifetime)
Crap of a lifetime (crap of a lifetime)
Crap of a lifetime

Lyrics

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