I Will Poop on Their Car Seats

"I Will Poop on Their Car Seats" is an unreleased song from 1991.

"I Will Poop on Their Car Seats"
Demo
Recorded	September 19, 1991
Length	Unknown
Songwriter(s)	Karl Koch, Pat Finn, Rivers Cuomo
RC#	101
COR#	N/A
Status	Unreleased
Rivers Cuomo song chronology
"Gokuh" (RC# 100) "I Will Poop on Their Car Seats" (RC# 101) "Crazy rock and rollers" (RC# 102)

Overview

Karl Koch described the song in a Weezerpedia interview on October 3, 2008:

Weezerpedia: Other than "I Will Poop on Their Car Seats", can you name three Weezer songs that the fans need to hear?

Karl: They don't need to hear that song. That's a horrible song [...] That song was really a collaboration between our old buddy Patrick Finn who was really down and depressed about this girl who had broken up with him. And we went over to Rivers' little studio [...] on Urban Avenue on West L.A. and, I dunno, everybody was just in a bizarre mood. [...] I think I put down this horrible drum beat on this drum machine. It was so bad--intentionally bad [...] stop-and-start. It sounded like a whole bunch of drummers, like, drunk and, like, dying. And then Pat started moaning about this girl and Rivers was putting all these horrible effects on it, and just, like, twisting and adding all these guitar parts. I think even Jason came in and some point and started, like, making huge fart noises with his hands. [...] It's horrible, but it's funny."

Known recordings

about this table

Performer(s)	Title	Filename	Date of recording	Recording location	Length	Appeared on	Notes
Karl Koch Rivers Cuomo Pat Finn Jason Cropper	I Will Poop on Their Car Seats		September 19, 1991	2914 Urban Ave., Santa Monica, CA

See also

• List of Rivers Cuomo songs

External links

• =WP= interview with Karl Koch - Pt. 4 of 6