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On [[November 20]], versions 8, 38, and 41 of the song were sold on the [[riverscuomo.com demos|demo storefront]] on [[riverscuomo.com]] as part of ''[[Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years]]]''. Later, more than 50 versions were made available as part of the bundle. An ''[[Ecce Homo]]'' draft included with ''Alone XI'' features the following note:
On [[November 20]], versions 8, 38, and 41 of the song were sold on the [[riverscuomo.com demos|demo storefront]] on [[riverscuomo.com]] as part of ''[[Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years]]]''. Later, more than 50 versions were made available as part of the bundle. An ''[[Ecce Homo]]'' draft included with ''Alone XI'' features the following note:
  (Age 17): At graduation singing to other boys. Leaving the academy. Not going to college. Disillusionment with the life plan for success as set out by society.
  (Age 17): At graduation singing to other boys. Leaving the academy. Not going to college. Disillusionment with the life plan for success as set out by society.
==Lyrics==
''The lyrical variants for "The Rules of Life" are too numerous to list here. For an exhaustive list, see [[Lyrics: The Rules of Life]].
===Ecce Homo 11.docx===
<poem>Go to Carlthorp even if you’re freaky
Practice Czerny till your fingers bleed
Do some service, maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be everything we’re meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire, slowly move your way up
Federal Express don’t come overnight for free
Find a partner, someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
And then they’ll fuck you, fuck you
Yeah, it’s just as simple as that, woah
Show them what you got
You little snot
Give it a go</poem>
==Known recordings==
==Known recordings==
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{{Known recordings entry|aaffaa|[[Weezer]](?)|The Rules of Life|The Rules of Life&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;58.mp3<!--The Rules of Life    58.mp3-->|[[2011]]—[[2014]]||2:58|<strike>''[[Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years]]''</strike>|Removed from bundle [[December 8]], [[2020]]}}
{{Known recordings entry|aaffaa|[[Weezer]](?)|The Rules of Life|The Rules of Life&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;58.mp3<!--The Rules of Life    58.mp3-->|[[2011]]—[[2014]]||2:58|<strike>''[[Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years]]''</strike>|Removed from bundle [[December 8]], [[2020]]}}
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==Lyrics==
''The lyrical variants for "The Rules of Life" are too numerous to list here. For an exhaustive list, see [[Lyrics: The Rules of Life]].
===Ecce Homo 11.docx===
<poem>Go to Carlthorp even if you’re freaky
Practice Czerny till your fingers bleed
Do some service, maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be everything we’re meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire, slowly move your way up
Federal Express don’t come overnight for free
Find a partner, someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
And then they’ll fuck you, fuck you
Yeah, it’s just as simple as that, woah
Show them what you got
You little snot
Give it a go</poem>


==See also==
==See also==