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==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
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<poem>When I was young, there was a kid named Josh
<poem>When I was young there was a kid named Josh
He was a real punk rocker
He was a real punk rocker
He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket
He had two tattoos and he wore a leather jacket
And he looked just like Mad Max
And he looked just like Mad Max
We tried to be cool, but it really didn't work  
We tried to be cool but it really didn't work  
By writing Black Flag ?? on our lockers
By writing Black Flag "Four" on our lockers
Then one day he just disappeared  
Then one day he just disappeared  
Finally felt like I could relax
And I finally felt like I could relax


He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh and he really was an asshole
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun but it really was a hassle
And we had lots of fun
He was a punk named Josh and he got bad grades
But it really was a hassle
And he had lots of pimples but he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid


When Josh came back
When Josh came back from his punk rock adventures  
From his punk rock adventures  
Doing drugs and running from the law
Doing drugs and running from the law
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol  
He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol  
And a pretty girl named Roxanne
And a pretty girl named Roxanne
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab
His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab
That's where punk kids go (oh no!)
'Cause that's where punk kids go (oh no!)
But he ran away again
But he ran away again and the last I heard
And the last I heard someone saw him at a (punk rock show!)
Someone saw him at a (punk rock show!)


He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh and he really was an asshole
And he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun but it really was a hassle
And we had lots of fun
He was a punk named Josh and he got bad grades
But it really was a hassle
And he had lots of pimples but he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid


He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
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He was tough in the mosh
He was tough in the mosh
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
He was a dirty, punk-like child, high on sauce
He was a dirty thug-like child high on sauce
 
He was a punk named Josh and he really was an asshole
And we had lots of fun but it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh and he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples but he always got laid


He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
And he really was an asshole
And he wore ripped jeans but his dad didn't like it
And we had lots of fun
You know his dad was kinda mean
But it really was a hassle
He was a punk named Josh and he really didn't care
When he had a problem he'd yell ("Aww, dude")
And he had funny hair
 
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
And he got bad grades
And he had lots of pimples
But he always got laid
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
And he wore ripped jeans
But his dad didn't like it
Y'know, his dad was kinda mean
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh
And he really didn't care
When he had a problem he'd go ("Aww, dude")
And he had funny hair
He was a punk named Josh
He was a punk named Josh


Dude, that sucked!</poem>
Dude, that sucked!</poem>
==See also==
==See also==
*[[List of Chopper One songs]]
*[[List of Chopper One songs]]
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