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 ==Lyrics==
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-<lyrics>Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
+<lyrics>God damn it, you fucking Jap bitch
-Do it to me every time
+Stop it.
-Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
+Oh, some ginger bitch was playing a cello
-And I'm jello, baby
+And I got hard
-But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
+But you're being a cock tease
-I'm the epitome of Public Enemy
+You think I'm a filthy black guy
-Why you wanna go and do me like that?
+What the fuck is your problem?
-Come down on the street and dance with me
+Come here and let's fuck
-I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
+I'm sick of this bullshit
-I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
+Let's fuck
+I think we could both fuck real good
 I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
-You said you never heard of them
+You acted like a hipster bitch
--How cool is that?-
+You hipster bitch
-So I went to your room and read your diary:
+So I went through your shit
-"watching Grunge leg-drop New-Jack through a press table..." and then my heart stopped:
+lol, you watch wrestling
-"listening to Cio-Cio San fall in love all over again."
-How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
+I'm sick of this bullshit
-I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
+Let's fuck
-(How stupid is it? Won't you give me a minute
+I think we could both fuck real good
-Just come up to me and say hello to my heart)
-How stupid is it?
-For all I know you want me too and maybe you just don't know what to do or maybe you're scared to say: "I'm falling for you"
-I wish I could get my head out of the sand 'cuz I think we'd make a good team
+I'm trying to be subtle about wanting to get in your pants
-And you would keep my fingernails clean
+But instead I'm writing this stupid shit
-But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
+Maybe I should just shout, "LET ME STICK IT IN"
-'cuz I can't even look in your eyes without shakin', and I ain't fakin'
-I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon.</lyrics>
+This shit's getting old
+We're never gonna do it because I'm a chickenshit bitch
+I'm absolutely fucking worthless.</lyrics>
 ==See also==