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Rivers Cuomo was born on [[June 13]], 1970 in Manhattan to father [[Frank Cuomo]] and mother [[Beverly Shoenberger]].  His mother claims he was named "Rivers" because she first heard the sound of a river outside her hospital window after Rivers' birth.  His father claims that he was named after three players from the Soccer World Cup of 1970: Rivelino, Riva, Rivera; all three of which played one another one week after June 13.  Rivers was, according to [[Leaves Cuomo|his brother, Leaves]], almost named "Apple"--most likely because he was born in New York City.  Rivers was raised in upstate New York at the Buddhist Zen Center.  There, Rivers' father farmed cows until he left the family in 1975.  Afterward, he was mostly absent from Rivers' youth.  Rivers and Leaves followed their mother, Beverly, to [[Yogaville]] where Rivers remained for the rest of his childhood.  There, Rivers was known as "Rama."  Said Rivers, "You have to realize we were living in an enclosed community of Hindus.  We lived in an ashram.  Isn't that insane?...It was a very mellow childhood."  Beverly remarried to [[Stephen Kitts]] who became Rivers' stepfather. Rivers was a horny little boy, he jacked off to porn every day and cummed all over his body.