BringHomeTheTurkey

Joined 23 December 2008
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==About me and my goals for Weezerpedia==
==About me and my goals for Weezerpedia==
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*Full name - The Candy Man, try my lolipops!!
*Full name - The Candy Man, try my lolipops!!
*DOB - August 13th, 1974
*DOB - August 13th, 1974
*Currently resides - Upland, California
*Currently resides - In My basement
*Profession - car insurance sales (just as boring as it sounds)
*Profession - transvestite prostitute
*Children - twin 18 year old daughters who LOVE WEEZER!!
*Children - twin 18 year old daughters who I LOVE TO PUNCH!!
*Writer and occasional photographer for the site [http://www.therealmcast.com The RealmCast], covering news and reviews on movies, tv, action figures, comics, music, and all things geek.  We also do a regular podcast, and I edit the final broadcast audio.
*Writer and occasional photographer for the site [http://www.therealmcast.com The RealmCast], covering news and reviews on movies, tv, action figures, comics, music, and all things geek.  We also do a regular podcast, and I edit the final broadcast audio.
*Webmaster and primary writer of my own music blog, [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/ Flashback's Record Rack], started as an offshoot of The RealmCast.  Don't bother pointing out how lame it is, I already know.  But if you're curious, feel free to check out my reviews of [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=369 Pinkerton Deluxe], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=358 Hurley], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=362 Death To False Metal], and [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=18 Raditude]..
*Webmaster and primary writer of my own music blog, [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/ Flashback's Record Rack], started as an offshoot of The RealmCast.  Don't bother pointing out how lame it is, I already know.  But if you're curious, feel free to check out my reviews of [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=369 Pinkerton Deluxe], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=358 Hurley], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=362 Death To False Metal], and [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=18 Raditude]..
===Obsessions===
===Obsessions===
*music (duh) - although you might be shocked to learn that weezer isn't my favorite band of all time (gasp!), that distinction belongs to Queen.  I was into music LONG before weezer came around, and although I treasure them dearly, many of my favorites had already entrenched themselves.  As I'm a bit older than the average fan, I come from more of the classic rock/metal/prog/shred side of things, but I have a tremendous weakness for power pop.  A brief list, in semi-order of their stature with me: Queen, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Van Halen, [[weezer]], Dream Theater, Paul Rodgers (Free, Bad Company, The Firm, etc.), Michael Schenker (UFO, MSG, etc.), [[Ash]], Boston, Extreme (and all related bands), Smashing Pumpkins, [[Jimmy Eat World]], Gary Hoey, Muse, Queensryche, Tesla, [[Teenage Fanclub]], Matthew Sweet, Cheap Trick, Megadeth, Pink Floyd, Foo Fighters, The Cult, Rush, Sabbath/Ozzy, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and solo/side stuff by most of these artists.
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*sci-fi - among other things I like, I'm completely immersed in the universes of what I call my Big 3: [[Star Wars]], Transformers, and Robotech
*animation - Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Robot Chicken, etc.
*comedy - George Carlin, Denis Leary, Chris Rock, Tina Fey, Kids In The Hall, Demetri Martin (sp)
*TV - SNL (all eras), The Office (both UK and US), 30 Rock, Heroes, The Clone Wars, That Metal Show, Numbers, House
*movies - [[Star Wars]] saga, Indiana Jones (although I admit they had faults, I'm a big defender of the prequels and ''Crystal Skull'', so back off!), Back To The Future, and the bulk of the works of: Mel Brooks and cronies, Kevin Smith and View Askewniverse, Wes Anderson and cronies (Bottle Rocket, Tenenbaums, etc.), Simon Pegg and cronies (Spaced, Shaun, Fuzz), Judd Apatow and cronies, Harrison Ford, Samuel L. Jackson, Gene Wilder, Al Pacino, Morgan Freeman, Charlie Kaufman, tons more.
*baseball - Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim...Go Halos!!!!!!
 
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