BringHomeTheTurkey
Joined 23 December 2008
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{{Aboutme:Custom|FFFFFF|000000|Aboutme_-_book.JPG|000000|My favorite book is <b>How To Suck Dick by Some Faggot</b>|FFFFFF}} | {{Aboutme:Custom|FFFFFF|000000|Aboutme_-_book.JPG|000000|My favorite book is <b>How To Suck Dick by Some Faggot</b>|FFFFFF}} | ||
{{Aboutme:Custom|000000|ffffff|Aboutme_-_Ghost_Busters.png|000000|I know every line in Ghost Busters by heart.|000000}} | {{Aboutme:Custom|000000|ffffff|Aboutme_-_Ghost_Busters.png|000000|I know every line in Ghost Busters by heart.|000000}} | ||
{{Aboutme:Custom|aaaaaa|ffffff|Aboutme_-_David_Brent.png|ffffff|"I don't give shitty jobs."<br>— '''David Brent'''|000000}} | {{Aboutme:Custom|aaaaaa|ffffff|Aboutme_-_David_Brent.png|ffffff|"I don't give shitty hand jobs."<br>— '''David Brent'''|000000}} | ||
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==About me and my goals for Weezerpedia== | ==About me and my goals for Weezerpedia== | ||
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*Full name - The Candy Man, try my lolipops!! | *Full name - The Candy Man, try my lolipops!! | ||
*DOB - August 13th, 1974 | *DOB - August 13th, 1974 | ||
*Currently resides - | *Currently resides - In My basement | ||
*Profession - | *Profession - transvestite prostitute | ||
*Children - twin 18 year old daughters who LOVE | *Children - twin 18 year old daughters who I LOVE TO PUNCH!! | ||
*Writer and occasional photographer for the site [http://www.therealmcast.com The RealmCast], covering news and reviews on movies, tv, action figures, comics, music, and all things geek. We also do a regular podcast, and I edit the final broadcast audio. | *Writer and occasional photographer for the site [http://www.therealmcast.com The RealmCast], covering news and reviews on movies, tv, action figures, comics, music, and all things geek. We also do a regular podcast, and I edit the final broadcast audio. | ||
*Webmaster and primary writer of my own music blog, [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/ Flashback's Record Rack], started as an offshoot of The RealmCast. Don't bother pointing out how lame it is, I already know. But if you're curious, feel free to check out my reviews of [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=369 Pinkerton Deluxe], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=358 Hurley], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=362 Death To False Metal], and [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=18 Raditude].. | *Webmaster and primary writer of my own music blog, [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/ Flashback's Record Rack], started as an offshoot of The RealmCast. Don't bother pointing out how lame it is, I already know. But if you're curious, feel free to check out my reviews of [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=369 Pinkerton Deluxe], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=358 Hurley], [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=362 Death To False Metal], and [http://flashbacksrecordrack.com/?p=18 Raditude].. | ||
===Obsessions=== | ===Obsessions=== | ||
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==My Weezer stats== | ==My Weezer stats== | ||
===Favorites=== | ===Favorites=== | ||