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-| Birth name = Remus McLoud!!!
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+'''runnersdialzero''' is a fguy
 ==Hello! ^_^==
-It is I, '''runnersdialzero''' (always in all-lowercase, despite what this website ''forced'' me to do). I've been a member of the online Weezer fanbase since early or mid-2004 (R.I.P. weezernation ;__;). I'd been Weezer-curious since the tender age of nine, around 1994 or so, when I heard stuff like "Buddy Holly" and "Undone" on MTV and "Jamie" from the DGC Rarities compilation (thank you, [[Nirvana]]).
+It is I, '''runnersdialzero''' (always in all-lowercase, despite what this website ''forced'' me to do). I've been a member of the online Weezer fanbase since early or mid-2004 (R.I.P. weezernation ;__;). I'd been Weezer-curious since the age of nine, around 1994 or so, when I heard stuff like "Buddy Holly" and "Undone" on MTV and "Jamie" from the DGC Rarities compilation (thank you, [[Nirvana]]).
-In early 2004, I somehow stumbled upon a rather ugly Geocities site (R.I.P. Geocities) that linked to several unreleased Weezer tracks, which I clicked on and waited patiently for 20-30 minutes for each song to download using my 56k modem. Stuff like "Longtime Sunshine" and "Blast Off!" really sealed the deal for me. I went out about bought the blue album shortly after and 19,000+ [[All Things Weezer]] posts later, here I am. What a loser!
-'''These bands are cool too i guess:''' Ryan Adams, Alice in Chains, Andrew W.K., The Beach Boys, Beck, Black Flag, Brand New, [[Rivers Cuomo]] (NO JOKE!!!1), the [[Foo Fighters]] (mostly the first three albums), Liam Lynch, The Misfits, [[Nirvana]], [[Oasis]]/Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds/a dash of Beady Eye, Our Lady Peace, the Ramones, [[The Relationship]], Saves the Day, Silverchair (mostly the last two albums), Elliott Smith, Nobuo Uematsu, and probably a lot of other people I'm forgetting.
+In early 2004, I somehow stumbled upon a rather ugly Geocities site (R.I.P. Geocities) that linked to several unreleased Weezer tracks, which I clicked on and waited patiently for 20-30 minutes for each song to download using my 56k modem. Stuff like "Longtime Sunshine" and "Blast Off!" really sealed the deal for me. I went out about bought the blue album shortly after and 23,000+ [[All Things Weezer]] posts later, here I am. What a loser!
-==The big list of important accomplishments==
+==The big list of real important accomplishments==
 * Contributed approximately 35-40% to the world-famous ''[[HOMiE - Volume 1|Lifetaker and runnersdialzero present HOMiE Volume 1]]'' album with my buddy The Lifetaker :-*
-* Future husband of [[User:Nikki4982|nikki4982]], with whom I shall raise our cats Boo and Luna until <font face=Courier>the end of time.</font>
+* Father too Boo, Luna, Inky, and Socks
 * [[All Things Weezer|All Things Weezer/albumsix]] moderator since 2011. Wow!
-* Official leaker of ''[[The Red Album|Weezer (the red album)]]'' and ''[[Everything Will Be Alright in the End]]'' <span style="font-size:28%">, among other things, *ahem*.</span>
+* Official leaker of ''[[The Red Album|Weezer (the red album)]]'' and ''[[Everything Will Be Alright in the End]]'' (sorry guys)
 * Met rock star and songwriting genius [[Rivers Cuomo]] in 2011, was greeted by him saying, "runners!" @it really happened
 * Creator of the "[[Rick Rubin|Rick Rubin? Dick Rubin? Dick Rubbin?]]" thread on weezernation using the username acrossthenight33.
 * Attendee of the June 2009 albumsix boardie meetup in New York City. Met many many nice folks. ^_^
-* Participant in the [[Let's Write a Sawng]] project, but apparently all my contributions were garbage because Rivers didn't use any of them and didn't even offer me a spot as a backing vocalist in Weezer (I've been told I sound a bit like Brian Bell, so just imagine Brian Bell ''and'' a Brian Bell-like voice in stereo!!!).
+* Participant in the [[Let's Write a Sawng]] project and all my shit was rejected (FUCK).
 * Cycling enthusiast.
-* Moral vegetarian.
+* Moral [[Pig|vegan]].
-* Friend to all [[Hold Me|stuffed animals]].
+* [[Hold Me|Friend to all stuffed animals]].
+* Stifled and rapidly aging musician.
 * Incompetent dipshit and failure in all things.
+==List of acceptable and unacceptable names to refer to me as==
+'''Acceptable:'''
+:runnersdialzero
+:runners
+:runnardz
+:runny
+:Ryan (what non-Weezer fans know me as, but I don't usually associate with normies)
+'''Absolutely unacceptable:'''
+:Runnersdialzero
+:runners dial zero
+:RDZ
+:RunnersDialZero (are you '''kidding'''' me?)
+:runner (unless used as a joke)
+==A small handful of albums I like (in no order other than alphabetical==
+* Ryan Adams, ''Love is Hell'', ''Ryan Adams''
+* AFI, ''Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes''
+* Alice in Chains, ''Dirt'', ''Jar of Flies'', and ''Alice in Chains''
+* Andrew W.K, ''I Get Wet'' and ''Close Calls with Brick Walls''
+* The Beach Boys, ''Surfer Girl'', ''The Beach Boys Today!'', ''Summer Days (And Summer Nights!!)'', ''Pet Sounds'', ''Smile'', ''Smiley Smile'', ''Friends'', ''Sunflower'', and ''The Beach Boys Love You''
+* Beck, ''One Foot in the Grave'' and ''Stereopathetic Soulmanure''
+* Best Coast, ''Crazy for You''
+* Black Flag, ''My War''
+* Brand New, ''Deja Entendu'' and ''The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me''
+* Rivers Cuomo, the ''[[Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo|Al]][[Alone II: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo|on]][[Alone III: The Pinkerton Years 1994-1997|e]] albums.
+* Danzig, ''Lucifuge'' and ''How the Gods Kill''
+* Dead Kennedys, ''Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables''
+* Death From Above 1979, ''You're A Woman, I'm A Machine''
+* Fleetwood Mac, ''Rumours'' and ''Tusk''
+* Foo Fighters, ''Foo Fighters'' and ''The Colour and the Shape''
+* John Frusciante, ''Niandra LaDes'', ''Usually Just a T-Shirt'', ''Smile from the Streets You Hold'', ''To Record Only Water for Ten Days''
+* Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco, ''Camp Sunny Side Up'' and ''Sifl & Olly: Songs of Season 1''
+* Metallica, ''...And Justice for All''
+* Minor Threat, ''Complete Discography''
+* The Misfits, ''Static Age'', ''Collection I'' and ''II''
+* Yasunori Mitsuda, ''Chrono Triger Original Sound Version''
+* [[Nirvana]], ''Bleach'', ''Nevermind'', ''Incesticide'', ''In Utero'', ''Unplugged in New York''
+* Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, ''Chasing Yesterday''
+* The Offspring, ''Smash''
+* Oasis, ''Definitely Maybe'', ''(What's the Story) Morning Glory?'', ''Be Here Now'', and ''The Masterplan''
+* Our Lady Peace, ''Spiritual Machines'' and ''Curve''
+* The Ramones, ''Ramones'', ''Leave Home'', ''Rocket to Russia'', ''It's Alive'', ''End of the Century'', ''Subterranean Jungle'', and ''Too Tough to Die''
+* Red Hot Chili Peppers, ''Freaky Styley'' and ''Californication''
+* [[The Relationship]], ''[[The Relationship (album)|The Relationship]]'' and ''[[Clara Obscura]]''
+* The Ropes, ''What They Do For Fun''
+* Silverchair, ''Diorama'' and ''Young Modern''
+* The Smashing Pumpkins, ''Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness''
+* Elliott Smith, ''Either/Or'' and ''From a Basement on the Hill''
+* Stone Temple Pilots, ''Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop''
+* Nobuo Uematsu, the soundtracks for ''Final Fantasy'', ''Final Fantasy IV'', ''Final Fantasy VI'', and ''Final Fantasy VII''
+* Van Halen, ''Van Halen'', ''Fair Warning'', ''1984'', and ''A Different Kind of Truth''
+* Wesley Willis, ''Rush Hour''
+* Weezer, ... everything. I really like all their albums! But gun to my head, let's go with ''[[Weezer (The Blue Album)|Weezer]]'' (the blue album), ''Pinkerton'', ''[[Weezer (The Green Album)|Weezer]]'' (the green album), ''[[Weezer (The Red Album)|Weezer]]'' (the red album), ''[[Weezer (The White Album)|Weezer]]'' (the white album)
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 * [[August 27]], [[2009]] (Susquehanna Bank Center, Camden, NJ) - My first Weezer show with [[User:Nikki4982|Nikki]] (d'awww). Risked my life going to one of the most dangerous cities in America to see Weezer play for about 45 minutes. I found some kind of octopus sticker that night, too.
-* [[January 7]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories Tour, blue album night. Met Rivers (he greeted me by my username!), Scott, Brian, Karl and Sarah Kim. They're very nice people. Oh, I met [[User:Gohi|Gohi]] too. Heard one song from the legendary lost ''Sea Opera Album''. :O
+* [[January 7]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories Tour, blue album night. Met Rivers (he greeted me by my username!), Scott, Brian, Karl and Sarah Kim. They're very nice people. Oh, I met [[User:Gohi|Gohi]] too (also a nice people). Heard one song from the legendary lost ''Sea Opera Album''. :O
 * [[January 8]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories tour, Pinkerton night. Met Pat and Josh Freese, also very nice people. Made an incredibly stupid joke to Pat ("I'm from Illinois, I don't know what spinach is!") and saw Brian without a shirt backstage (it was awesome).
-Hopefully more in the future, although I'm not big on concerts in general and I now live in a state where approximately zero bands visit per year (also I have no money ever). ;(
+Will I ever see Weezer in concert again? Will I ever flee from this hellhole and into a state where concerts are actually held? Will I ever have expendable income? Probably not, but ♫ ''wouldn't it be nice?'' ♫
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