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In early 2004, I somehow stumbled upon a rather ugly Geocities site (R.I.P. Geocities) that linked to several unreleased Weezer tracks, which I clicked on and waited patiently for 20-30 minutes for each song to download using my 56k modem. Stuff like "Longtime Sunshine" and "Blast Off!" really sealed the deal for me. I went out about bought the blue album shortly after and 23,000+ [[All Things Weezer]] posts later, here I am. What a loser!
In early 2004, I somehow stumbled upon a rather ugly Geocities site (R.I.P. Geocities) that linked to several unreleased Weezer tracks, which I clicked on and waited patiently for 20-30 minutes for each song to download using my 56k modem. Stuff like "Longtime Sunshine" and "Blast Off!" really sealed the deal for me. I went out about bought the blue album shortly after and 23,000+ [[All Things Weezer]] posts later, here I am. What a loser!
==List of acceptable and unacceptable names to refer to me as==
'''Acceptable:'''
:runnersdialzero
:runners
:runnardz
:runny
:Ryan (what non-Weezer fans know me as, but I don't usually associate with normies)
'''Absolutely unacceptable:'''
:Runnersdialzero
:runners dial zero
:RDZ
:RunnersDialZero (are you ''kidding'' me?)
:runner (unless used as a joke)


==The big list of real important accomplishments==
==The big list of real important accomplishments==
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* Participant in the [[Let's Write a Sawng]] project and all my shit was rejected (FUCK).
* Participant in the [[Let's Write a Sawng]] project and all my shit was rejected (FUCK).
* Cycling enthusiast.
* Cycling enthusiast.
* Moral [[Pig|vegan]].
* [[Pig|Moral vegan]].
* [[Hold Me|Friend to all stuffed animals]].
* [[Hold Me|Friend to all stuffed animals]].
* Stifled and rapidly aging musician.
* Stifled and rapidly aging musician.
* Incompetent dipshit and failure in all things.
* Incompetent dipshit and failure in all things.


==List of acceptable and unacceptable names to refer to me as==
=Weezer concerts I done seen==
'''Acceptable:'''
* [[October 3]], [[2005]] (Allstate Arena, Rosemont, IL) - My ex bought me tickets for my birthday because a few of my friends were going and I'd said I wanted to go. I had better seats than them and sat/stood by myself the entire time. An incredibly sweaty, drunk man with a polo shirt and backwards baseball cap stood next to me and ''screamed'' the wrong words to "Say It Ain't So" in no key what so ever, but I had a nice time. And hey, [[October 3|it was the show where the "Blast Off!" guy came onstage during "Undone"]]. Neat!
:runnersdialzero
 
:runners
* [[August 27]], [[2009]] (Susquehanna Bank Center, Camden, NJ) - My first Weezer show with [[User:Nikki4982|Nikki]] (d'awww). Risked my life going to one of the most dangerous cities in America to see Weezer play for about 45 minutes. I found some kind of octopus sticker that night, too.
:runnardz
 
:runny
* [[January 7]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories Tour, blue album night. Met Rivers (he greeted me by my username!), Scott, Brian, Karl and Sarah Kim. They're very nice people. Oh, I met [[User:Gohi|Gohi]] too (also a nice people). Heard one song from the legendary lost ''Sea Opera Album''. :O
:Ryan (what non-Weezer fans know me as, but I don't usually associate with normies)
 
* [[January 8]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories tour, Pinkerton night. Met Pat and Josh Freese, also very nice people. Made an incredibly stupid joke to Pat ("I'm from Illinois, I don't know what spinach is!") and saw Brian without a shirt backstage (it was awesome).


'''Absolutely unacceptable:'''
Will I ever see Weezer in concert again? Will I ever flee from this hellhole and into a state where concerts are actually held? Will I ever have expendable income? Probably not, but ♫ ''wouldn't it be nice?''
:Runnersdialzero
:runners dial zero
:RDZ
:RunnersDialZero (are you '''kidding'''' me?)
:runner (unless used as a joke)


==A small handful of albums I like (in no order other than alphabetical==
==A small handful of albums I like (in no order other than alphabetical==
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* Van Halen, ''Van Halen'', ''Fair Warning'', ''1984'', and ''A Different Kind of Truth''
* Van Halen, ''Van Halen'', ''Fair Warning'', ''1984'', and ''A Different Kind of Truth''
* Wesley Willis, ''Rush Hour''
* Wesley Willis, ''Rush Hour''
* Weezer, ... everything. I really like all their albums! But gun to my head, let's go with ''[[Weezer (The Blue Album)|Weezer]]'' (the blue album), ''Pinkerton'', ''[[Weezer (The Green Album)|Weezer]]'' (the green album), ''[[Weezer (The Red Album)|Weezer]]'' (the red album), ''[[Weezer (The White Album)|Weezer]]'' (the white album)
* Weezer, ... everything! I really like all their albums. But gun to my head, let's go with ''[[Weezer (The Blue Album)|Weezer]]'' (the blue album), ''Pinkerton'', ''[[Weezer (The Green Album)|Weezer]]'' (the green album), ''[[Weezer (The Red Album)|Weezer]]'' (the red album), ''[[Weezer (The White Album)|Weezer]]'' (the white album)
 
==Weezer concerts I done seen==
* [[October 3]], [[2005]] (Allstate Arena, Rosemont, IL) - My ex bought me tickets for my birthday because a few of my friends were going and I'd said I wanted to go. I had better seats than them and sat/stood by myself the entire time. An incredibly sweaty, drunk man with a polo shirt and backwards baseball cap stood next to me and ''screamed'' the wrong words to "Say It Ain't So" in no key what so ever, but I had a nice time. And hey, [[October 3|it was the show where the "Blast Off!" guy came onstage during "Undone"]]. Neat!
 
* [[August 27]], [[2009]] (Susquehanna Bank Center, Camden, NJ) - My first Weezer show with [[User:Nikki4982|Nikki]] (d'awww). Risked my life going to one of the most dangerous cities in America to see Weezer play for about 45 minutes. I found some kind of octopus sticker that night, too.
 
* [[January 7]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories Tour, blue album night. Met Rivers (he greeted me by my username!), Scott, Brian, Karl and Sarah Kim. They're very nice people. Oh, I met [[User:Gohi|Gohi]] too (also a nice people). Heard one song from the legendary lost ''Sea Opera Album''. :O


* [[January 8]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories tour, Pinkerton night. Met Pat and Josh Freese, also very nice people. Made an incredibly stupid joke to Pat ("I'm from Illinois, I don't know what spinach is!") and saw Brian without a shirt backstage (it was awesome).
Will I ever see Weezer in concert again? Will I ever flee from this hellhole and into a state where concerts are actually held? Will I ever have expendable income? Probably not, but ♫ ''wouldn't it be nice?'' ♫


==Parting words==
==Parting words==
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