The Rules of Life: Difference between revisions
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{{Infobox song | |||
| Name = The Rules of Life | |||
| Type = Demo | |||
| Artist = Weezer | |||
| Format = | |||
| Length = | |||
| Writer = Rivers Cuomo | |||
| Producer = Weezer | |||
| Status = unreleased (fan recreations exist) | |||
}} | |||
==Background== | ==Background== | ||
An unreleased song that was worked on during the making of [[Everything Will Be Alright in the End]]. | An unreleased song that was worked on during the making of [[Everything Will Be Alright in the End]]. A few fan recreations have appeared on YouTube. | ||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
''(based on fan recreation)'' | ''(based on fan recreation)'' | ||
<poem> | <poem> | ||
Practice Tchaikovsky | |||
Till your fingers bleed | Till your fingers bleed | ||
Study hard to | Study hard to ace your SATs | ||
Find a partner | Find a partner | ||
Someone to share your life with | Someone to share your life with | ||
Someone to soothe you when you get a joint disease | Someone to soothe you when you get a joint disease | ||
These are the rules of life | These are the rules of life | ||
These are the rules of life | And we must abide if we want to be | ||
Written up in history | |||
These are the rules of life | |||
And we must comply if we wanna be | |||
Everything we're meant to be in life | |||
These are simply the rules of life | These are simply the rules of life | ||
Have a baby | |||
Learn to trip on a mug of Earl Grey tea | Do some candy striping | ||
Learn to trip on a mug of Earl Grey (or herbal) tea | |||
Write a novel | |||
And light some Goddess candles | |||
Maybe a miracle can get you back on track | Maybe a miracle can get you back on track | ||
These are the rules of life | These are the rules of life | ||
These are the rules of life | And we must abide if we want to be | ||
Written up in history | |||
These are the rules of life | |||
And we must comply if we wanna be | |||
Everything we're meant to be | |||
Yeah | |||
And then they'll fuck you | And then they'll fuck you | ||
Fuck you | Fuck you | ||
Yeah! | Yeah! | ||
It's just a simple | It's just a simple as that | ||
Whoa (whoa) | Whoa (whoa) | ||
Show them what you've got | Show them what you've got | ||
You little snot | |||
Give it a go | Give it a go | ||
These are the rules of life | These are the rules of life | ||
These are the rules of life | And we must abide if we want to be | ||
Written up in history | |||
These are the rules of life | These are the rules of life | ||
These are the rules of life | And we must comply if we wanna be | ||
Everything we're meant to be | |||
These are the rules of life | |||
These are the rules of life | |||
These are the rules of life | These are the rules of life | ||
These are | These are the rules of life | ||
</poem> | </poem> | ||