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== Lyrics ==  
== Lyrics ==  
[[Image:MNIJhwlyrics.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Lyric sheet for "My Name Is Jonas".]]
[[Image:MNIJhwlyrics.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Lyric sheet for "My Name Is Jonas".]]
<poem>[Intro]
<poem>My name is Jonas
Yuuuuuuu
I'm carrying the wheel
Soulja Boy tell 'em
Thanks for all you've shown us
Ayy, I got this new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy
This is how we feel
You just gotta punch, then crank back three times from left to right
Come sit next to me
Pour yourself some tea
Just like grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep
Things were better then
Once but never again
We've all left the den
Let me tell you 'bout it


[Chorus]
The choo choo train left right on time
Soulja Boy off in this ho
A ticket cost only your mind
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
The driver said "Hey man, we go all the way"
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Of course we were willing to pay
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch


[Verse 1]
My name is Wepeel
Soulja Boy up in this ho
I got a box full of your toys
Watch me lean then watch me rock
Fresh out of batteries
Superman dat ho
But they're still makin' noise, makin' noise
Yeah, watch me crank that Robocop
Tell me what to do
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Now the tank is dry
Jocking on them haters, man
Now this wheel is flat
When I do that Soulja Boy
And you know what else?
I lean to the left then crank that thang, now (Yuuuuuu)
Guess what I received
I'm jocking on yo' (I'm jocking on yo')
In the mail today
And if we get to fightin' then I'm cocking on yo' (Then I'm cocking on yo')
Words of deep concern
You catch me at yo' local party
From my little brother
Yes, I crank it everyday
Haters gettin' mad 'cause
"I got me some Bathin' Ape"


[Chorus]
The building's not goin' as he planned
Soulja Boy off in this ho
The foreman has injured his hand
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
The dozer will not clear a path
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
The driver swears he learned his math
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch


[Verse 2]
The workers are going home!
I'm bouncin' on my toes
The workers are going home!
Watch me supersoak that ho
The workers are going home!
I'ma pass it to Arab and he gon' crank it up fo' sho'
The workers are going home!
Haters wanna be me, Soulja Boy, I'm the man
Yeah!
They be lookin' at my neck, sayin' it's the rubberband
Man (man), watch me do it (Watch me do it)
Dance (dance), let's get to it (Let's get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me, though
So don't do it like me, folk
I see you tryna do it like me, man that damn ugly


[Chorus]
The workers are going home!
Soulja Boy off in this ho
The workers are going home!
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
The workers are going home!
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch


[Verse 3]
My name is Jonas</poem>
I'm too fresh, off in that ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt then super soak that ho
Supersoak that ho
Supersoak that ho
Supersoak that ho
Supersoak that ho
I'm too fresh, now watch me dooooooo it
Watch me shuffle, watch me yuuuuuuu
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now Superman, yuuuuuuu
Superman, do it
Superman, do it
 
[Chorus]
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat ho
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch
 
[Outro]
Yuuuuuuu
Yuuuuuuu</poem>


== See also ==
== See also ==
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