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# Yea, the work in Weezerpedia was long and difficult. Heeding the words of their father, megasnorkel and ohjonas worked diligently, but woe unto them for they were unable to do the work themselves. | # Yea, the work in Weezerpedia was long and difficult. Heeding the words of their father, megasnorkel and ohjonas worked diligently, but woe unto them for they were unable to do the work themselves. | ||
# And it came to pass that ohjonas, being taught in the ways of Weezer, went forth unto the Almighty Admin in prayer and spoketh concerning the work which was to be done. | # And it came to pass that ohjonas, being taught in the ways of Weezer, went forth unto the Almighty Admin in prayer and spoketh concerning the work which was to be done. | ||
# Ohjonas spoke, "Yea father Admin, the creator of all things Weezer and Weezerpedia, yea even a choice and fair God, I come before | # Ohjonas spoke, "Yea father Admin, the creator of all things Weezer and Weezerpedia, yea even a choice and fair God, I come before thee in prayer." | ||
# And the heavens were opened up onto Ohjonas and he dreamt a most miraculous and visionary dream, yea even a dream concerning the future of the land of Weezerpedia. | # And the heavens were opened up onto Ohjonas and he dreamt a most miraculous and visionary dream, yea even a dream concerning the future of the land of Weezerpedia. | ||
# Ohjonas wrote, "And in my dream I saw many great and powerful things concerning this land. Yea, that it should prosper among all Weezer sites and come forth unto the world like a rock, yea even a rock that shall roll throughout the internets bringing forth Weezer unto the Jew and unto the Gentile. Yea, even unto Ozma. | # Ohjonas wrote, "And in my dream I saw many great and powerful things concerning this land. Yea, that it should prosper among all Weezer sites and come forth unto the world like a rock, yea even a rock that shall roll throughout the internets bringing forth Weezer unto the Jew and unto the Gentile. Yea, even unto Ozma. | ||