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{{Infobox musician
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| Name = runnersdialzero
| Type = Solo artist
| Img = Runnersdialzero.jpg
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| Birth name = Remus McLoud
| Origin = mom
| Occupation = Incompetent dipshit and failure in all things
| Instrument = Vocals, Guitar, Drums, Bass, Keyboard
| Active = 2000–[[{{CURRENTYEAR}}|present]]
| Associated acts = The Useful Household Utilities<br>Trashknot<br>Disturbing Trend<br>Sugarpill Fantasyland<br>Climate<br>Reel to Reel<br>Polestar<br>[[HOMiE]]<br>
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{{Aboutme}}
{{Aboutme:Age|10,007}}
{{Aboutme:Album:Blue}}
{{Aboutme:Custom|000000|000033|Aboutme - Rock Concert.jpg|99ccff|I`ve been to <b><big>4</big> Weezer concert(s)</b>.|99ffff}}
{{Aboutme:Custom|000000|CC6600|Icon_-_Red_Album.png|FFFFFF|I`ve leaked <b><big>2</big> Weezer albums(s) (sorry, guys ;___;)</b>.|000000}}
{{Aboutme:Custom|000000|ffffff|Aboutme - antistache.jpg|000000|I am PRO-moustache.|000000}}
{{Aboutme:AIM|runnersdialzero 3}}
{{Aboutme:Lastfm|runnersdialzero}}
{{Aboutme:Custom|FF0000|FFFF00|Icon_-_Raditude.png|000000|'''I'm YOUR daddy!'''|FF0000}}
{{Aboutme:End}}
 
'''runnersdialzero''' is a fguy?/,,
 
==Hello! ^_^==
It is I, '''runnersdialzero''' (always in all-lowercase, despite what this website ''forced'' me to do). I've been a member of the online Weezer fanbase since early or mid-2004 (R.I.P. weezernation ;__;). I'd been Weezer-curious since the age of nine, around 1994 or so, when I heard stuff like "Buddy Holly" and "Undone" on MTV and "Jamie" from the DGC Rarities compilation (thank you, [[Nirvana]]).
 
In early 2004, I somehow stumbled upon a rather ugly, off-yellow Geocities site (R.I.P. Geocities) that linked to several unreleased Weezer tracks, which I clicked on and waited patiently for 20-30 minutes for each song to download using my 56k modem. Stuff like "Longtime Sunshine" and "Blast Off!" really sealed the deal for me. I went out about bought the blue album shortly after and 23,000+ [[All Things Weezer]] posts later, here I am. What a loser!
 
==List of acceptable and unacceptable names to refer to me as==
'''Acceptable:'''
:runnersdialzero
:runners
:runnardz
:runny
:Ryan (what non-Weezer fans know me as, but I don't usually associate with normies)
 
'''Absolutely unacceptable:'''
:Runnersdialzero
:runners dial zero
:RDZ
:RunnersDialZero (are you ''kidding'' me?)
:runner (unless used jokingly)
 
==The big list of real important accomplishments==
* Contributed approximately 35-40% to the world-famous ''[[HOMiE - Volume 1|Lifetaker and runnersdialzero present HOMiE Volume 1]]'' album with my buddy The Lifetaker :-*
* Father to Boo, Luna, Inky, and Socks.
* [[All Things Weezer|All Things Weezer/albumsix]] moderator since 2011 and admin as of 2019! YOU BETTER WATCH OUUGGHHHTT
* Official leaker of ''[[The Red Album|Weezer (the red album)]]'' and ''[[Everything Will Be Alright in the End]]'' (sorry guys)
* Met rock star and songwriting genius [[Rivers Cuomo]] in 2011, was greeted by him saying, "runners!" @it really happened
* Creator of the "[[Rick Rubin|Rick Rubin? Dick Rubin? Dick Rubbin?]]" thread on weezernation using the username acrossthenight33.
* Attendee of the June 2009 albumsix boardie meetup in New York City. Met many many nice folks. ^_^
* Participant in the [[Let's Write a Sawng]] project and all my shit was rejected (FUCK).
* Cycling enthusiast.
* [[Pig|Moral vegan]].
* [[Hold Me|Friend to all stuffed animals]].
* Stifled and rapidly aging musician.
* Incompetent dipshit and failure in all things.
 
==Weezer concerts I done seen==
* [[October 3]], [[2005]] (Allstate Arena, Rosemont, IL) - My ex bought me tickets for my birthday because a few of my friends were going and I'd said I wanted to go. I had better seats than them and sat/stood by myself the entire time. An incredibly sweaty, drunk man with a polo shirt and backwards baseball cap stood next to me and ''screamed'' the wrong words to "Say It Ain't So" in no key what so ever, but I had a nice time. And hey, [[October 3|it was the show where the "Blast Off!" guy was chosen to perform "Undone" with the band]]. Neat!
 
* [[August 27]], [[2009]] (Susquehanna Bank Center, Camden, NJ) - My first Weezer show with [[User:Nikki4982|Nikki]] (d'awww). Risked my life going to one of the most dangerous cities in America to see Weezer play tha hitz for about 45 minutes. I found some kind of octopus sticker that night, too.
 
* [[January 7]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories Tour, blue album night. Met Rivers (he greeted me by my username!), Scott, Brian, Karl and Sarah Kim. They're very nice people. Oh, I met [[User:Gohi|Gohi]] too (also a nice people). Heard one song from the legendary lost ''Sea Opera Album''. :O
 
* [[January 8]], [[2011]] (Aragon Ballroom, Chicago, IL) - Memories tour, Pinkerton night. Met Pat and Josh Freese, also very nice people. Made an incredibly stupid joke to Pat ("I'm from Illinois, I don't know what spinach is!") and saw Brian without a shirt backstage (it was awesome).
 
Will I ever see Weezer in concert again? Will I ever flee from this hellhole and into a state where concerts are actually held? Will I ever have the expendable income necessary to see a concert? [[Will I Ever See Her Again?]] Probably not, but ♫ ''wouldn't it be nice?'' ♫
 
==A small handful of albums I like (in no order other than alphabetical==
* Ryan Adams, ''Love is Hell'' and ''Ryan Adams''
* AFI, ''Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes''
* Alice in Chains, ''Dirt'', ''Jar of Flies'', and ''Alice in Chains''
* Andrew W.K, ''I Get Wet'' and ''Close Calls with Brick Walls''
* The Beach Boys, ''Surfer Girl'', ''The Beach Boys Today!'', ''Summer Days (And Summer Nights!!)'', ''Pet Sounds'', ''Smile'', ''Smiley Smile'', ''Friends'', ''Sunflower'', and ''The Beach Boys Love You''
* Beck, ''Golden Feelings'', ''A Western Harvest Field by Moonlight'', ''One Foot in the Grave'', ''Stereopathetic Soulmanure'', and ''Sea Change''
* Best Coast, ''Crazy for You'' and ''The Only Place''
* Black Flag, ''My War'' and''The First Four Years''
* Brand New, ''Deja Entendu'', ''The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me'', and ''Science Fiction''
* Rivers Cuomo, the ''[[Alone: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo|Al]][[Alone II: The Home Recordings of Rivers Cuomo|on]][[Alone III: The Pinkerton Years 1994-1997|e]] albums.
* Danzig, ''Lucifuge'' and ''How the Gods Kill''
* Dead Kennedys, ''Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables''
* Death From Above 1979, ''You're A Woman, I'm A Machine''
* Fleetwood Mac, ''Rumours'' and ''Tusk''
* Foo Fighters, ''Foo Fighters'' and ''The Colour and the Shape''
* John Frusciante, ''Niandra LaDes'', ''Usually Just a T-Shirt'', ''Smile from the Streets You Hold'', and ''To Record Only Water for Ten Days''
* Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco, ''Camp Sunny Side Up'' and ''Sifl & Olly: Songs of Season 1''
* Metallica, ''...And Justice for All''
* Minor Threat, ''Complete Discography''
* The Misfits, ''Static Age'', ''Collection I'' and ''II''
* Yasunori Mitsuda, ''Chrono Trigger Original Sound Version''
* [[Nirvana]], ''Bleach'', ''Nevermind'', ''Incesticide'', ''In Utero'', ''Unplugged in New York''
* Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, ''Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds'' and ''Chasing Yesterday''
* The Offspring, ''Smash''
* Oasis, ''Definitely Maybe'', ''(What's the Story) Morning Glory?'', ''Be Here Now'', and ''The Masterplan''
* Our Lady Peace, ''Spiritual Machines'' and ''Curve''
* The Ramones, ''Ramones'', ''Leave Home'', ''Rocket to Russia'', ''It's Alive'', ''End of the Century'', ''Subterranean Jungle'', and ''Too Tough to Die''
* Red Hot Chili Peppers, ''Freaky Styley'' and ''Californication''
* [[The Relationship]], ''[[The Relationship (album)|The Relationship]]'' and ''[[Clara Obscura]]''
* The Ropes, ''What They Do For Fun''
* Silverchair, ''Diorama'' and ''Young Modern''
* The Smashing Pumpkins, ''Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness''
* Elliott Smith, ''Either/Or'' and ''From a Basement on the Hill''
* Stone Temple Pilots, ''Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Gift Shop''
* Nobuo Uematsu, the soundtracks for ''Final Fantasy'', ''Final Fantasy IV'', ''Final Fantasy VI'', and ''Final Fantasy VII''
* Van Halen, ''Van Halen'', ''Fair Warning'', ''1984'', and ''A Different Kind of Truth''
* Wesley Willis, ''Rush Hour''
* Weezer, ... everything! I really like all their albums. But gun to my head, let's go with ''[[Weezer (The Blue Album)|Weezer]]'' (the blue album), ''Pinkerton'', ''[[Weezer (The Green Album)|Weezer]]'' (the green album), ''[[Weezer (The Red Album)|Weezer]]'' (the red album), and ''[[Weezer (The White Album)|Weezer]]'' (the white album)
 
 
==Parting words==
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