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'''Sass''' is synonymous with [[Brian Bell]], who is easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined. There has been much argument as to where Brian originally got his sass, but most Weezer fans believe that is something he was born with, not something one could learn. | '''Sass''' is synonymous with [[Brian Bell]], who is easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined. There has been much argument as to where Brian originally got his sass, but most [[Weezer]] fans believe that is something he was born with, not something one could learn. | ||
==Timeline of Sass== | == Timeline of Sass == | ||
*1994 - Brian shaves off his eyebrows to attempt "Ziggy Stardust" sass levels. He succeeds. Brief clips of this sass can be seen in the "[[Say It Ain't So]]" video. | * [[1994]] - Brian shaves off his eyebrows to attempt "Ziggy Stardust" sass levels. He succeeds. Brief clips of this sass can be seen in the "[[Say It Ain't So]]" video. | ||
*1996 - With reverse-sass psychology, Brian manages to look incredibly nerdy in the "[[El Scorcho]]" music video, but still achieve intense sassiness during a guitar fill and the solo in the song. | * [[1996]] - With reverse-sass psychology, Brian manages to look incredibly nerdy in the "[[El Scorcho]]" music video, but still achieve intense sassiness during a guitar fill and the solo in the song. | ||
*1997-2000 - The dark ages of sass. Many sass-deprived Weezer fans are checked into asylums due to the lack of Brian's incredible style. | * [[1997]]-[[2000]] - The dark ages of sass. Many sass-deprived Weezer fans are checked into asylums due to the lack of Brian's incredible style. | ||
*2001 - [[The Impossible Bend]] shocks people around the world, launching Weezer fans who had long forgotten Brian's incredible sass powers into a frenzy. Many untrained children fail at attempting the dangerously sassy move and are hospitalized. | * [[2001]] - [[The Impossible Bend]] shocks people around the world, launching Weezer fans who had long forgotten Brian's incredible sass powers into a frenzy. Many untrained children fail at attempting the dangerously sassy move and are hospitalized. | ||
*2002 - In the "[[Keep Fishin']]" music video, Brian demonstrates excellent "Ants in his pants" sass. | * [[2002]] - In the "[[Keep Fishin']]" music video, Brian demonstrates excellent "Ants in his pants" sass. | ||
*2005 - In promo shots for Make Believe, Brian sports quite possibly his sassiest jacket. It is called "Yellow sass". | * [[2005]] - In promo shots for Make Believe, Brian sports quite possibly his sassiest jacket. It is called "Yellow sass". | ||
*2006 - Brian Bell demonstrates "bad boy" sass in the "[[Perfect Situation]]" music video. | * [[2006]] - Brian Bell demonstrates "bad boy" sass in the "[[Perfect Situation]]" music video. | ||
*2007 - Long hair, bearded sass. | * [[2007]] - Long hair, bearded sass. | ||
*2008 - Brian sports glasses with his long hair. When he sways, it is referred to as "glasses and sasses". ''You thought you knew!'' | * [[2008]] - Brian sports glasses with his long hair. When he sways, it is referred to as "glasses and sasses". ''You thought you knew!'' | ||
==Fan references to Sass== | ==Fan references to Sass== | ||
<gallery>Image:Sass in a glass.jpg|'''Sass in a Glass''' by [[User:Ohjonas (admin)|Ohjonas (admin)]]</gallery> | <gallery>Image:Sass in a glass.jpg|'''Sass in a Glass''' by [[User:Ohjonas (admin)|Ohjonas (admin)]]</gallery> | ||
==See also== | == See also == | ||
*[[Brian Bell]] | * [[Brian Bell]] | ||
*[[The Impossible Bend]] | * [[The Impossible Bend]] | ||
[[Category: Brian Bell]] | [[Category: Brian Bell]] | ||