SoniKast

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SoniKast
Background information
Also known as	I'm not actually Jorge Garcia in real life
Born	November 18
Instrument(s)	Guitar, Bass, Keyboards
Years active	3
Genre(s)	Power Pop, Indie Rock, Thrash Metal, Symphonic Metal
Label	Cosmic Shockwave Records
Member of	Common Sense
Notable instruments	Guitar
Website	https://sonikast.neocities.org/

About me

I live in Lorraine, France. AGE 21 I am 21 years old. My favorite Weezer album is The Green Album. My favorite Weezer song is Oh Lisa. My favorite song is Landing of Yuri Gagarin. I'm ready to admit that I like Ozma more than Weezer. My favorite Rivers quote is: "Down at 7-Eleven, when I got to go, I just piss in the sink, And I don't buy anything, And no one ever knows" My favorite non-Weezer-related album is Regretfully Yours by Superdrag. My other favorite artists include: Ozma, Superdrag, Franz Ferdinand, Foo Fighters, The Strokes, Oasis I check #karlification every single damn hour. I`ve been to ONE Weezer concert so far. I am PRO-dingaling. I have the Incarnation Blues I'm a Musician!! I have a Last.fm page. My Discord account is @sonikast.. I'm a victim of the Weezerpedia Discord server. (joined April 2024) My contributions

Hello I am SoniKast, OR thesonikast sometimes, but mostly Kast for short.

Me

Facts about me

• I have a comically long About Me
• I don't edit much but I try to make it count
• The fucking Musician box doesn't help the stupidly useless size of this page
• At this point in my life I'm more of an Ozma fan than a Weezer fan but I'll still have a spot for Weezer in there
• I saw Weezer on July 6th (It was awesome but they skipped the second verse of Good Life :()
• Playing guitar is 50% of my personality and coding is the other 50%
• I'm a web developer

Weezer stuff I own

CDs

• Weezer
• Weezer
• Maladroit, enhanced CD
• Weezer
• Island in the Sun EU Retail Single b/w Oh Lisa
• Island in the Sun Radio Only Promo Single
• Hash Pipe EU Retail Single b/w Starlight
• Weezer
• A bootleg EP I made with only Green B-sides on it

Vinyls

• Van Weezer

I don't even have a vinyl player bro

Other stuff

This cool photo

This is one of the all-time greatest Weezer related photos

Unrelated to that cool photo

• I used to be a big Sonic Fan

Yeah that's pretty much it

Thanks for reading

Thanks for reading. You just wasted a couple of minutes of your life, I'm sorry. But also, you willingly did this so hey.