People want some Jazzercise
In their uninteresting lives
But they need someone to show them how
I played football in high school
It was natural that I'd rule
Come with me to the promised land
Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)
Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (woo-hoo)
Dancing on the Porta-Johns
Swimming in New Orleans swamps
With my flowing long blond hair
Someday I may go too far
Harm someone with my guitar
There's so much pressure to be weird
Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)
Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)
Hope her face is healing up
Just a couple surface cuts
Dropped a cooler on her head
Hopefully she isn't dead
That was stupid as it gets
Worth a hearty "what the heck"
Throwing garbage on the fans
Hopefully they'll understand
Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)
Soy el presidente de los Estados Unidos (de America!)
El Presidente
"El Presidente" | ||
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Demo by Rivers Cuomo and Patrick Wilson | ||
Album | Patrick & Rivers | |
Format | MP3 | |
Writer(s) | Rivers Cuomo, Pat Wilson | |
Status | Released |
"El Presidente" (also known as "The President of the United States" and "The President of the United Flakes of America") is a Rivers Cuomo and Patrick Wilson demo.
Appearances
- Leaked online
- Patrick & Rivers (2020)
Overview
"El Presidente" is a song written by Rivers Cuomo that was in contention for release on their album Everything Will Be Alright in the End, though ultimately scrapped. It surfaced in November 2017 in the form of a 2012[citation needed] demo featuring Rivers and Pat Wilson. It was officially released as part of the compilation Patrick & Rivers through Cuomo's store.
Lyrics
People wanna Jazzercise
With their uninteresting lives
But they need someone to show them how
I'm a natural lunatic
It was natural that they'd pick
Me to lead them to the promised land
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of America)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
Dancing on the Porta-Johns
Swimming in the Redding swamp
With my flowing long blond hair
Someday I may go too far
Harm someone with my guitar
There's so much pressure to be weird
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of Australia)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
I pledge allegiance, to the flag
Of the United Flakes of America
And to the republic, for which it stands
One nation under god, indivisible
With liberty and justice for all
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of Uzbekistan)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (of America)
I'm the president of the United Flakes (woo-hoo)
Known recordings
Performer(s) | Title | Filename | Date of recording | Recording location | Length | Appeared on | Notes |
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Rivers Cuomo | President of the United Flakes | President Of The United Flakes.mp3 | 2012 | 3:17 | Patrick & Rivers | ||
Rivers Cuomo | President of the United Flakes of America | President Of The United Flakes of Am.mp3 | 2012 | 3:17 | Patrick & Rivers | ||
Rivers Cuomo | President of the United States | President of The United States.mp3 | 2012 | 3:17 | Patrick & Rivers | ||
Rivers Cuomo | Work 8-23-2012 9h20m7s.mp3 | August 23, 2012 | 3:05 | Patrick & Rivers | |||
Rivers Cuomo | Work 8-23-2012 9h29m23s.mp3 | August 23, 2012 | 0:55 | Patrick & Rivers | |||
Rivers Cuomo | Work 8-23-2012 9h30m47s.mp3 | August 23, 2012 | 1:40 | Patrick & Rivers | |||
Rivers Cuomo | Work 8-23-2012 9h34m5s.mp3 | August 23, 2012 | 1:58 | Patrick & Rivers | |||
Rivers Cuomo | Work 8-23-2012 10h33m34s.mp3 | August 23, 2012 | 1:33 | Patrick & Rivers | |||
Rivers Cuomo | El Presidente | El Presidente 5.mp3 | 2012 | 3:17 |
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Rivers Cuomo | El Presidente | El Presidente 6.mp3 | 2012 | 3:13 | Patrick & Rivers |