Ver. 1
Stay in high school
Even if you hate it
Do your math until your fingers bleed
Go for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Written down in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work in finance
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you get a gross disease
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll fuck you
Fuck you, oh
It's just as simple as that
...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
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Ver. 2
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Do your homework 'til your fingers bleed
Sign up for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got
Give it a shot, you little punk
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 3
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're kinky
Do your homework 'til your fingers bleed
Sign up for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 4
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 5
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 6
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 7
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 8
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 9
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then we'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, give it a shot
You little punk
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 11
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 12
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 13
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 14
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 15
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 16
Hey, guys
What?
Check out what they told me
What?
Said "Boy,"
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 17
Hey, guys
What?
Guess what they told me
What?
Never gonna believe this. Said "Boy..."
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 18
Hey, guys
What?
Guess what they told me
What?
Never gonna believe this. Said "Boy..."
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 19
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 21
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 22
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 23
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 24
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll screw you
Screw you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 25
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Pay your taxes
Set your phones to vibrate
Eat some fish oil for omega-3s
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 26
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Pay those taxes
Set your phones to vibrate
Eat some fish oil for omega-3s
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 27
Clip your toenails
Jam to Baby Mozart
Swizzle fish oil for omega-3s
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And you must comply if you wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And you must abide if you wanna be
Everything you're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Volunteer some
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And you must comply if you wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And you must abide if you wanna be
Everything you're meant to be in life
And then we'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 28
Clip the toenails
Play them Baby Mozart
Slip 'em fish oil for omega-3s
Go to Carlthorp
Even if they're stupid
??? Czerny 'til their fingers bleed
These are the rules of life
And they must comply if they wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And they must abide if they wanna be
Everything they're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Volunteer them
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out their SATs
Find a partner
Someone to share their life with
Someone to soothe them when they catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And they must comply if they wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And they must abide if they wanna be
Everything they're meant to be in life
And they'll be happy
Happy, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And they must comply if they wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And they must abide if they wanna be
Everything they're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 29
Clip your toenails
Jam to Baby Mozart
Swizzle fish oil for omega-3s
Go to Carlthorp
Even though you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
Volunteer some
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
And you'll be happy
Happy, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 31
Quit your bitchin'
Flush away the Lortab
Settle down with a maid who slightly snores
Drink some matcha
Practice meditation
It will help you throw away your favorite porn
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn some incense
Light some scented candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 32
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more David Geffen
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 33
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 35
Adolf Hitler
Sent a message to me
Asked me if I could sing songs like "Do-Re-Mi"
Every schoolgirl
Loves the inner-logic
What goes up must come down eventually
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Steven Pinker
Told me "watch your language"
You can talk but you can't communicate
Bruce Willis
Will win us with his fitness
Now you know why MIT is so great
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 36
Adolf Hitler
Sent a message to me
Told me sing songs such as "Do-Re-Mi"
Every schoolgirl
Loves the inner-logic
What goes up must come down eventually
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Steven Pinker
Told me "watch your language"
You can talk but you can't communicate
Bruce Willis
Will win us with his fitness
Now you know why MIT is so great
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 37
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 38
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 39
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And they must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And they must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 41
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 44
Let it all out
Even if it's scary
There are some of us who really understand
We just want to
See the soul inside you
Don't just tell us what you think is in demand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's a mission
Carried for tradition
It's your destiny, so reach it while you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 45
Let it all out
Even if it's scary
There are some of us who really understand
We just want to
See the soul inside you
Don't just tell us what you think is in demand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's a mission
Carried for tradition
It's your destiny, so reach it while you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 46
Let it all out
Even if it's scary
There are some of us who really understand
We just want to
See the soul inside you
Don't just tell us what you think is in demand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's a mission
Carried for tradition
It's your destiny, so reach it while you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 48
Drop your weapon
Even if you're chicken
Keep on preaching 'til we finally understand
Smash the icon
Of the perfect people
Pay no heed to what the multitudes demand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's your mission
Carried for tradition
Preach as high up in the heavens as you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show us what you've got, you little god
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 49
Got my black frames
At Salvation Army
Even though I'm 20/20, that's okay
Bought a Zep shirt
Paisley, plaid, and checkers
Showed some buttcrack when I kneeled down on the stage
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Grew some produce
Up in San Francisco
Disappeared after I put out my EP
Hid my teardrops
'Cause you don't wanna see 'em
You just want to be in the rocker fantasy
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
I wish you'd love me
Love me, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
I'll show you what I've got, I'm a little snot
Don't let me go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 51
Get your black frames
At Salvation Army
Even though you're 20/20, that's okay
Sport a Zep shirt
Paisley, plaid, and checkers
Showed some buttcrack when you're kneeling down on the stage
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Grow some produce
Up in San Francisco
Disappeared after you put out your EP
Hide your teardrops
'Cause we don't wanna see 'em
We just want to be in the rocker fantasy
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
I'll Show us what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 52
Go to Carlthorp
Master long division
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Volunteer some
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at ???
Slowly move your way up
Rolex watches don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 53
Go to Carlthorp
Master long division
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Volunteer some
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work in retail
Slowly move your way up
Global mastery don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll screw you
Screw you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 54
Hit the grindstone
Even when you're sleepy
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's painful
Yeah, I know that probably no one will agree
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Clean the ground floor
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll screw you
Screw you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 55
Hit the grindstone
Even when you're sleepy
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's painful
Yeah, I know that probably no one will agree
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Clean the ground floor
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll screw you
Screw you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 56
Hit the grindstone
Even when you're sleepy
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's awkward
Even though nobody else on Earth agrees
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Scrub the ground floor
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then yell "Fuck you"
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 57
Hit the grindstone
Early every morning
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's awkward
Even when nobody else on Earth agrees
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Scrub the toilets
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then yell "Fuck you"
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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Ver. 58
Hit the grindstone
Early every morning
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's awkward
Even when nobody else on Earth agrees
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Scrub the ground floor
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then yell "Fuck you"
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
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