Ezra "Ez" Unknown Lastname is very cool person (Very Cool), born in the same hospital room he hopes to die in (so my average velocity can be zero because I think that's funny) within minutes of Beverly Hills being certified Gold. He spends his free time doing next to nothing and has made almost no meaningful contributions to anything.
Last Will and Testament
If I unexpectedly pass away, I hereby declare all of my possessions go to User:Deckra under the condition that whatever sperm that is left in my balls is donated to a sperm bank and any children that come as a result are named after characters from Kevin Smith's view askewniverse movies.
If I expectedly pass away fuck whoever guessed I was going to die /nsx