Weezerpedia:Today's featured article/October 18, 2008

New revelation, given by Admin, to the people of Weezerpedia
Genesis - Chapter 6

1. And it came to pass that Weezerpedia went forth into the land. Karl posted a link on the official Weezer website, yea even the link Weezerpedia.
2. But behold, there were those who came and uploaded things displeasing unto the Admin. And admin spoke, shaking the very HTML of Weezerpedia: "Yea! Why dost thou upload trite photographs? Dost thou know that I am the great I am, yea even creator of Weezerpedia?"
3. And it came to pass that Admin gave forth a new commandment, yea, the commandment of pictures:
4. "BEHOLD, I AM ADMIN. AND I SPEAKETH CONCERNING THE PEOPLE OF WEEZERPEDIA. THOU SHALT NOT UPLOAD STUPID PICTURES. THOU SHALT NOT UPLOAD BAD PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES OF WEEZER. FOR BEHOLD MY KINGDOM IS A KINGDOM OF EXCELLENCE AND I DO NOT TOLERATE POOR PHOTOSHOP. YEA, AND LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO UPLOAD BAD PICTURES. YEA, AND LET THE PEOPLE OF WEEZERPEDIA GOVERN THE PICTURE UPLOADING, BUT LET THEM DO IT TO HONOR MEGASNORKEL AND OHJONAS, YEA EVEN ME, ALMIGHTY ADMIN."
5. The creators of Weezerpedia grew concerned at the large numbers of people coming to Weezerpedia. Yea, what if the people turn to sin? What if Babylon and all her whoredoms enter forth into Weezerpedia? Yea, even as Hell openeth up her mouth to receiveth the followers Lewisifer? Behold, when that great and terrible day cometh, Weezerpedia shall close her doors from all that seek to do her harm. Yea, Ohjonas and Megasnorkel shall act in the name of the almight Admin and place a seal upon Weezerpedia.
6. When Weezerpedia shall be sealed, all those who seek to do her harm shall be purged by water and then by fire, even unto the forums and About me.
7. And Admin spoke again: "Yea, let the forums be sanctified. Let them remain pure and true to the diehard Weezer fan. For behold, should they fall into the temptations of the Weezer.com forums, they shall be destroyed. Yea and boardies will say "woe unto us, where hath the forums gone?" And behold, they shall be cast down into Lewisifer's grasp.
8. Behold, the admin hath spoken. And when the admin speaketh, yea let both mother and child turn ears and hear His almighty words. For behold, those who do not what the Admin desireth do so in the name of Lewisfer, and they shall be punished. For admin is a jealous and angry God, yea a God who is long suffering and merciful, but also wary of ill doers.