The Rules of Life

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"The Rules of Life"
Demo by Weezer
Writer(s) Rivers Cuomo
Producer Weezer
Status unreleased (fan recreations exist)


Background

An unreleased song that was worked on during the making of Everything Will Be Alright in the End. A few fan recreations have appeared on YouTube.

Lyrics

(based on fan recreation)

Practice Tchaikovsky
Till your fingers bleed
Study hard to ace your SATs
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you get a joint disease

These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we want to be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life

Have a baby
Do some candy striping
Learn to trip on a mug of Earl Grey (or herbal) tea
Write a novel
And light some Goddess candles
Maybe a miracle can get you back on track

These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we want to be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
Yeah

And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you
Yeah!
It's just a simple as that
Whoa (whoa)
Show them what you've got
You little snot
Give it a go

These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we want to be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life

See also