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Breeders cover
Album track by Juliana Hatfield
Album Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure
Released 2000
Recorded 1999 at Fort Apache Studios, Cambridge, MA
Length 2:54
Label Zoë Records
Writer(s) Juliana Hatfield, Mikey Welsh
Producer(s) Juliana Hatfield
Status Officially released
Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure track listing
"Let's Get Married"
"My Protégée"

"Breeders" is the sixth track from the album Juliana's Pony: Total System Failure by Juliana Hatfield.


Weezer bassist Mikey Welsh wrote the bass lines for "Breeders," initially offering them to Rivers Cuomo before ultimately giving them Juliana Hatfield.[1]


Scary breeders, they have come
With their sons, their daughters
One by one, mean and dumb
Have another
They got cable and AC
And cellular technology

Scary breeders
They run me out of town
Creepy breeders

When the baby feeds and the implant leaks
It's a screaming monster
Shut it up
Put some Pepsi in the baby's bottle
Or hit it harder

Scary breeders
They run me out of town
Creepy breeders

Those breeders
Strange breeders
Dog breeders
Hate breeders

See also