"Poisoned Corn" is the fifteenth track from the album Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound by Southern Fried Swing.
It wasn't as easy as they said to
Grow food on the plantation of love, when I
Indians came and poisoned the corn
I couldn't build a barn for Bjorn
I'm trying to make my cake
But there's a problem, I don't know how to bake
Have you considered dating?
With critters who aren't people?
I had a lovely time last night with a cow named
No, we didn't talk much
No, we didn't do much
But boy, them were good 'taters
And we ate out in the trough
When can I do it again?
Her grandmother wasn't so pleased
It dis-eased me
And I was seized
With painful clean
And a sheen