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Featured quote - An excerpt from Rivers Cuomo's Harvard essay, A Mad and Furious Master, 2004.



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When she finally asked, “Isn’t there anything else we can do?” my brain went into overdrive and worked out the various permutations: “Let’s see,” I said. “According to the strict definition of celibacy: I am not allowed to touch you [“you” meaning . . . well, you know], you are not allowed to touch me, I am not allowed to touch myself . . .and you . . .Wait a minute!”

-Rivers Cuomo, October 2004

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